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$12 Tote Bags and Some Happy Thoughts

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Carrie Lynn2 Comments

1:30 in the morning

Me: Crap. I'm out of tampons.

Scott: So... you have nothing to... protect... yourself right now?

Me: Well, I have pads. Gross. I hate pads.

Scott: Are you going to go get some... stuff?

Me: Yeah, I guess. It's so embarrassing. I don't want to go to the store and buy just tampons!

Scott: Buy something else too.

Me: "Oh hey, I just really needed some orange juice at 1:30 in the morning and thought I'd pick up some feminine hygiene products too." I don't think they'll buy it.

Scott: Maybe so.

Me: That's why I always have you do it- because then the cashier just thinks your nice, but doesn't look at you and KNOW that you're bleeding right in front of him.

Scott: Gross.

Me: Sorry. Where are my shoes?

Scott: I'll go. ...

Me: Are you being serious?

Scott: Yeah, you're in bed. But you'll owe me big.

Me: Massage night! Or you can buy NBA 2012 for the Wii!

Scott: I think I deserve both.